Archive for July, 2006

last week was my first touch with work pressure…and i mean pressure thts worse than a guy who hasnt shat for 7 months…!!am working on a model. a project feasibility model. we wanna see if the project tht we abt to undertake makes business sense for us…and if it doesnt, then how can we ensure […]

the other day i was explaining to my manager the concept of a blog…the same way someone explained the concept of an orgasm (THANK YOU) to me…only a few days back…!so anyways…he asked me a good question…”how does the world come to know of your blog”…”and how is it that you know of others”…at that […]

u always hear about it…but never wanna believe. and then it finally happens…and u r left thinking…”shit…it was true..and i never believed…”my current team is an all IIM team…and if you are in consulting…the chances of this not happening are equivalent to that of america’s hottest model with vital stats of 40-40-40..! and its an […]

so remember…whenever consults try to mesmerize you with those bloody flybacks…think twice before you start having orgasm..reached home at 6am thursday morning. was kinda tired because of the midnight flight…so slept..and woke up at 11…! left home at 4pm on friday…rushed to office to file my expenses…and then caught the 9pm flight…flyback…wasssuuuuuuuuupppppppp…!!!but then yah…something is […]

there u go…http://www.flickr.com/photos/warikoo/sets/72157594192530925/~a

its a tough job…and now i realize why…when companies come on campus…motherhood statements are made by the dozen..…”we are ranked first in the north delhi pin code 110004 IT shops based off the DDA market”…”our employee satisfaction is amongst the highest in the world…says our VP, who is no more with us”…”revenues hv grown by […]

my biggest fear…right here…infront of your eyes…i was tagged…! and i didnt even know what that means…till i saw my name in the Big B’g blog…so here..!I am thinking how many years will it take mumbai to realize that not having a proper drainage system hits their bloody GDP by some 26763 basis points…!I said […]

Day: June 30, 2006Time: 4.30pmVenue: A.T. Kearney, Delhi OfficeMail subject: Welcome aboardMe (thinking): “isnt this a little too late…??”Mail Content: Dear ankur,Welcome to the **** project in DubaiMe (thinking):WWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFF scanned the passport, sent it across got my health insurance bought myself a strolley took a few deep breaths bought an aftershave, deo, shampoo, conditioner, shoes, […]


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