it just had to be something to do with coming back…so heck…here i am…
i had almost blogged yesterday. dont know how many of you have this keeda in them…but i somehow like things to start..ummm…dont know how to state this…
its like…i cud hv blgged on the 28th as well…but then the 1st of nov sounded too cool a date to blog again…esp if u hv gone missin for 3 weeks. its like..when u walking..u dont want to step on the tile boundary…or u just want to walk on the black tiles…and want to start your work at 4.30…when u wud hv easily done so at 4.23..!!
ok..i hv OCD…cut..!!
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so imagine the scene.
me on a chair…cross legged…jst managin not to fall off…(did i mention tht i hv put on friggin 2 kgs since ISB…and tht is after my GM diet wherein i lost 3!!!)…on my laptop…chkin my mail…and infront of me…this huge door…all open…allowing me to face one of the prettiest beaches i hv been to…
am on our annual offsite. at the Leela – kovallam beach, kerela.
there is something abt these 5 star god damn hotels tht pisses me off…! why the hell do they give me tht look…”dude…u wud be better off working for us…than staying with us..”…when they see me in slippers…and a tee tht might hv a hole or two. i mean…wtf…i hv jst come frm a 4 hr long flight…and yeah…i agree…i might not be looking my best…but then thts me. dont stare atleast. worse still…dont make faces to show tht i am some kind of a anti-marketing freak..who shall destroy the 20 odd yrs of reputation tht u hv…!!
and so much so for their intelligence…they bloody put me up with another colleague of mine…AND…same bed…no no…better still…same friggin sheet to pull over. what is it..annual gay sex meet…(SL…didnt i tell u last night..!!).
the room is quite weirdly designed..! who puts the wash basin out of the washroom…i mean..WHO..!! after u disrobe…and ease urself on the pot…u realize…oopsie…washin hand wud mean another round of hot gay masti…cause u hv to bloody go out…in the room..!!
and then ur mom has always told u….after a nice shit…dont ever touch anything except the soap..! so as u reach out for the towel…your conscience…(or is it ur mom’s??) gets the better of u..!! for once i had to kill it..! but not before my roomie…(who i shall beddie frm now on..for reasons unknown)…gets to see my ‘better half’..(which btw..is quite diff frm my ‘working half’)..!
friggin Leela..!
its 4 days here…after which i dont really know where i wud go….cause of some meetings tht hvnt been scheduled as yet…! but these 4 days does sound like good fun. hoping for a really good time…and a 200 basis point increase in vaseline’s revenue..!!
am bringing sexy back….yeahhhhhh
~a
If I remember correctly, you had the cot removed from your room in ISB (for whatever reasons ;-) ) …. get the cot along with the other guy removed from there and u won’t have to worry abt showing ur better half around the room.
am eagerly waiting to see daddy’s response to this ….
Ram:
abbe…now i know why such things r happening. asked the management. they hv bloody given us a honeymoon room..!!
saala…bed bhi cement ka hai. kahin hilaane ki jagah nahi hai..(HAHAH…did u get the double meanin…lol..!!)
~a
Dude…when did you come out of the closet and start adding to Vaseline’s revenue? :p
sb:
well….not me..! but the hotel guys surely want me to..!
~a
dude, I never thot that colleagues from b-school would have such a stupendous impact on you ;)
And damnit, that means you will no longer massage the gorillas as I had visualized! Now I will have to create another niche for you.
Pratik:
nah nah…dont do tht. Varna main zindagi bhar ke liye branded ho jaunga!
rather re-iterate my niche in such a strong manner…tht bloody guy attempting to change it will hv to pass thru ur dead body.!! :)
this blog needs to be rated A..
giks:
thanks for the top rating. i wud personally place it at an A-!!!!
:)
They saw you in a (slightly) torn shirt with slippers on and gave you a honeymoon room …… very intelligent people out there ;-)
I think its high time you took to your alternate profession :-)
ram:
yeah…i admit…quite intelligent folks..!!
alternate profession…hmm…!! why dont u jst get back to work..!!
bastardo! over “my” dead body, eh! :)
I am thinking – this seems to be some new “scheme” of yours :). Fate kapde dikhao, honeymoon suite le jao! Now we know where you are headed for your honeymoon ;)
And with cement beds, hilaane ki bhi zaroorat nahi… LOL!
Pratik:
abbe…this scheme is better left untouched. yeh bhi koi scheme hui..!!!
hilaana waale joke mat maar…i shall take serious offence to those for the next 2-3 days..!!
:)
i hope you’re using the toilet paper bubbly. and i hope your bum has been washed for the past 4 days. well i’ll know when ur re entering dubai thats for sure.. the smell emanating form the airport… eewwwwwwwww!
And stop cribbing.. you’re so enjoying this same bedsheet thing. don’t feel him up when he’s sleeping bubbly, please behave urself.
and maybe you should rewrite the title of your post to “i’m bringing smelly back” hehehehe. what dyu think daddy, i’m hilarious arent i:))
Warikoo…I am not a big blog fan and typically dont read too much of them..but this post has thrown me off the chair laughing — just that cheer that you wanted on a gloomy working Sunday…Well written..Ciao Sridhar (ISB-Class of 2006)
elaine:
yap yap yap yap…no one’s listening…yap yap yap yap…no one listening even now..!!!
sridhar:
firstly…my sincere sympathies for working on a god damn sunday. cmon dude.!!
and secondly…thanks for the kind words. i am really delighted. wuuuhuuu..!!