Archive for the ‘WTF’ Category

IPL is about India?

29, May 2011

I love rediff comments. I especially love what it does to every Indian. Article on Chennai winning IPL… …comment from reader! Its amazing that an Indian has lifted the IPL trophy. Every team should have an Indian captain so that whenever someone wins, an Indian lifts the trophy! Such joy! This is precisely what makes […]

94%…yes you heard it right…94%…! Thats just 6% lower than a situation wherein a stressed-out parent enters the campus, approaches the reception and asks, “Madam (or sir…I dont mean to be sexist here!), I want to enroll my son for the engineering course.” Figure this: Out of 391 students in the IIMA Class of 2009-11:

I dont take responsibility for any pain that WILL BE inflicted on you, once you attempt to do so…but nonetheless…try it! What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you: 1. Remove your laptop from the case 2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully 3. Turn it on, […]

That’s it..! Does anyone out there need any further documentation on which is the sexiest phone out there? Scottish couple use an iPhone app to help conceive a baby girl

I am tempted to say this is good news for SecondShaadi, but honestly, if the divorce was caused due to FB, there was a case for it right from the start…! FB would only be an excuse…not the cause…! Facebook fuelling divorce, research claims

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In a remarkable marketing strategy (I think this is marketing…they cant be that stupid to be serious!) employed by Haagen Dazs in India…I saw the biggest WTF banner on Saturday at the Select City Walk, Saket. Unfortunatly my phone battery has gone down and I couldnt capture it, but am glad someone did…! 1. Some […]

My World My Eyes 4

15, Dec 2009

Outside the office of one of my clients!

I am a consultant, and honestly, the word slideshow (as expected) is quite sacrosanct in the profession. It not only defines our very existence, it is also proven to the perfect hypnotic pendulum swung infront of clients with the chant “your business is doomed…we can save it if you give us all your revenue” but evidently, a […]

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Or why automated responses to most queries fall flat! Take your pick!

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Not that we didn’t know it…but its fascinating…and equally scary…to see how much of data has google stored through that one single username password of yours..! Gmail, Orkut, Reader, Search, Youtube, Alerts, GTalk…we dont realize how much of time we spend on Google products everyday and how all of those actions are being stored Google […]

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Letter to Air India

30, Oct 2009

To whosoever it may concern at AI, (Bad start…because it really will not concern anyone at AI…it never will) Recall the incident wherein one of your Airhostesses on the Sharjah-Lucknow flight had reportedly leveled molestation charges against two pilots. Today, you have gone ahead and chargesheeted her. “Komal Singh has been chargesheeted for speaking to the […]

In the biggest WTF this year, Obama has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize for “his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples,” the Norwegian Nobel Committee said, citing his outreach to the Muslim world and attempts to curb nuclear proliferation. ummm…WHAT…??? He has been in office for friggin 8 months…or 9…whatever…! Even […]

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IF this is true…this has got to be the sexiest thing ever! PhotoSketch: Internet Image Montage from tao chen on Vimeo. We present a system that composes a realistic picture from a simple freehand sketch annotated with text labels. The composed picture is generated by seamlessly stitching several photographs in agreement with the sketch and […]

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WHO are these girls…why…why…why would they do this to themselves…AND to the world around them! I wanna meet these chicks man… actually…nevermind! Brilliance of the article is captured in this one statement “Swayamvar Season 2 while following a similar format as its predecessor will have a complete unique spin. 16 men were wooing Rakhi, now […]

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i love democracy…

22, Sep 2009

…i especially love how it makes itself so flexible that the very rights people have, become their weapons to play around with the system! What the F*** is Nalini thinking???? Ummm…hang on…just a minute…! Was it you who ummm…was involved in the assassination of Rajiv Gandhi?? Huh..? Yes? Oh ok…! So what is it that you are […]

Cattle 1. Large rudimentary animal that are bred for slaughter and processed into food products 2. Short for ‘cattle class’ which pertains to flying economy class (or ‘coach’ in America) on a flight. It is called this mainly because many people are crammed into such a small space for an extended period of time and most […]

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This is one of the funniest unedited news reporting I have seen….can we please have similar ones from AajTak…!

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Holy friggin shit…!! God bless the inmates…and it better not have Celina Jaitly as one of them! Baba Ramdev to feature on Big Boss 3 On second thoughts…maybe it IS a great strategy. Get the voyeurs and the religious to one TV show! this is like AXN meets Aastha Channel! Big B is surely going […]

This is the craziest thing i have seen in a long long time….! ofcourse…the craziest thing i have heard lately is the SRK ‘detention’…! Think about it…what if the guard’s name was Keith Johnson…and he just…in all good intentions…went…”oh my f***ing god…is that you…Shahrookh khaaan”…! f*** me…! wassup dude…i am KJo…!”… Maybe SRK went into […]

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This is simply amazing….whats even more amazing is how expressionless these friggin passengers were all through the annoucement…but then they finally clapped towards the end…! southwest simply rocks when it comes to such things…! :)

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