Sitting Next To An Annoying Passenger On Flight

11 Mar
2010

I dont take responsibility for any pain that WILL BE inflicted on you, once you attempt to do so…but nonetheless…try it!

What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you:

1. Remove your laptop from the case

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully

3. Turn it on, while gulping down your own spit

4. Make sure the passenger next to you is looking (well…you dont really have to do that, because 99% he will already be looking)

5. Close your eyes for a few moments and look up to the skies

6. Open this site (well…the Internet wont work, so save the file and open it) – http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

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Whats funny about these forwards is thinking of a possibility when everyone starts taking them seriously! Imagine you open your laptop to the site above and the one next to you goes…”damn…I was supposed to do that in the next minute”

or better still

Imagine you open your laptop to the site above and the one next to you goes…”damn brother…couldnt you have told the head office about this plan…i wont have friggin spent last 6 months learning how to take a bomb through airport security…now what do i do with mine?”

Fwd Courtesy: Komal Jalan

2 Responses to Sitting Next To An Annoying Passenger On Flight

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Krutko

March 12th, 2010 at 12:41 pm

Mmmm… you are likely to be thrown to jail for a couple of days while the authorities are figuring out what exactly you were doing.

So yes, go ahead and try it out, Ankur :)

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Ankur Warikoo

March 12th, 2010 at 12:54 pm

Thanks Yev. Your faith gives me the strength! :)

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